“It’s yellow and blue fighting.”
“Mommy? Why are only certain parts of our bodies ticklish?”
“How are the carpenter bees working so early in the morning?”
Upon waking up, the morning after a weekend apart:
“Where is that Mommy?”
“A kiss is something someone loves you with.”
“Jonah? Do you want to sit on my head?”
Mercifully, approaching the end of Spring Break…
First thing in the morning, while being awakened a little earlier than he would like:
“I don’t have very much power.”
Listening to the Bee Gees:
“Mommy? Was one of those guys Elmo?”
Jonah: Mommy, do you love Daddy?
Me: Yes, I do.
Jonah: Then you can keep him!
Oh, thank goodness!
“Mommy? I just basically love you.”
Jasper: I don’t want to go to Religious School. It’s boring. All we do is sit there!
Me: Don’t you learn anything while you are sitting there?
Jasper: Yes, but I try to ignore it.
After noticing a card that reads: ‘Happy New Year 2013′ and the following discussion of the coming new year:
“I’m enjoying twenty twelve.”
“I wish I had no parents and zero brothers.”
Apparently Jonah is so pleased with his recent accomplishments (which include putting on his own socks and using a urinal) that he is ready to live on his own!
“Daddy, you may not have been thinking about this–because you’ve been in Saudi Arabia–but ‘The Voice’ is on tonight!”
“Mommy, can I have a mint? Those encourage me.”
Me: Jonah, did you do an art project at school today?
Jonah: Yes, Mommy, we did something fantastic! We did hand painting!
“Mommy, is Daddy some kind of a kid? He likes pressing buttons.”
“It’s Honey BUTT Cheerios!”
My three-year-old is growing up so fast!
“Jonah doesn’t make a very good vacation.”
Arriving at YogiBerry:
“It’s yummy in here!”
Jonah: Are you going somewhere, Mommy?
Me: No, I am not going anywhere right now. I’m staying right here. Do you feel worried when Mommy goes away?
Jonah: No, I feel happy.
Sizing up the playground:
“There’s a lot of gravity here!”